snippets that delight

As part of an ongoing series, here's a snippet that delighted me, available on tee shirts and bumper stickers:
 

No heterosexuals were harmed in the making of these marriages

 
Perhaps even better was the source: a web site hawking the book (sure to be a best-seller): "Lesbian Buddha in Hollywood," and yes, it's at http://www.lesbianbuddhainhollywood.com.