Best. Answer. Ever.

You know those questions that have no good answer like "Honey, does this outfit make my butt look fat?" The ones that make you feel like you've been walking across a field of daisies that all of a sudden morphed into cow patties when you were momentarily distracted? Where the whole future of your relationship, reputation, and ability to walk hinge on what you say next?

This morning, out of the blue, I asked Robert if he'd stopped beating his wife. His answer: "Never."