Wednesday, June 01, 2005

another bad day in the translation house

Yesterday, Robert went to an oriental grocery to pick up some staples. He arrived home bearing something completely unfamiliar -- dried fennel -- which looks like dried orange peel. It apparently has Pure Natural Taste 100%, and from a bit of web surfing, might be used in soups and stuffings, though I'm hoping Robert will go back to the store and ask. But we do know what not to do with it:
  • Please avoid that sunlight is direct,high temperature or moist. In order to avoid that go bad.
  • Do not will this product powder suck in lung department, in order to avoid that influence health.
  • Suggest will this product thoroughly cook eat.

We hope that when we smelled it, we did not powder suck in lung department, and we do intend to thoroughly cook eat it. Should be an interesting adventure.

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