- Monday May 11, 2:23 pm. Police were advised of a man parked on Common Road who appeared to be disoriented. Turns out, the man was looking for a lost pair of eyeglasses. [He lost the eyeglasses on West Road, so he really was disoriented. Police advised him of his location and sent him on his way.]
- Tuesday May 12, 2:57 pm. A caller on Randall Road reported a youth came to his door and asked if he needed his lawn mowed. The caller was worried the youth might not be legitimate. [And after all, who would want the son of unmarried parents to mow their lawn?]
- Thursday May 14, 7:50 pm. A caller on Espie Avenue reported a larceny of an umbrella. Police are investigating. [Our men in blue, fighting crime every day.]
- Saturday May 16, 5:15 pm. A resident called to report four boys on the town raft in the middle basin of Lake Boon. The boys appeared to be cooking something on a hibachi. An officer responded, collected pertinent information, and sent the boys on their way. [Key question: Would you share your recipe for marinated grilled duck with the audience at home?]
Saturday, May 23, 2009
life in a small town
From the police blotter of our crime-ridden neighborhood:
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Very frightening. Perhaps you would consider relocating somewhere safer, like Manhattan.
I know. Especially the umbrella larceny. That's really got me thinking about whether I want to raise my cats in this ungodly place.
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