Robert's big trip to the dentist

Yesterday, Robert took his sorry -er- tooth and the detached crown to the dentist. Within a few minutes, the dentist had scrubbed and polished the crown and reattached it to Robert's tooth. Robert was then sent on his way without having to pay a cent. I find it particularly ironic that Robert, who has full dental coverage right now, got off scott-free. I, on the other hand, am still chewing my nails and presumably grinding my teeth while waiting for that darned "tape" to arrive at the insurance company so that my coverage can be reinstated and the bill resubmitted.